Sunday, October 5, 2014

The time my phone was hospitalized:A case of butterfingers

It all happened in one swift motion and came as quite a shock. Samsung slipped and fell face down and immediately sustained injuries. I could see it was functioning but there were cuts all over it. I didn't want to strain it so I let it sleep. On returning home I encased it in a plastic bag. It was pretty heart breaking, like a murdered victim in a plastic sheet preserved for post mortem. It took days to find the special care centre,Samsung Customer Care, which was quite far from home but it was my only hope. So I drove down to the centre and filled out the necessary forms. I was immediately summoned at the reception where I gave a brief description of the accident. I was intimated of the operation cost and I nodded my head vigorously. Anything to get my Samsung back in shape. My father was sceptical about the deal and wondered if it was time for me to move on. I outrightly shot down his 'concerns'. Next, I was summoned by the specialists themselves. Donning a baby blue lab coat, he smiled at me and told me they would try their best and soon. I insisted on an immediate diagnosis and operation. The staff was patient with me and surprisingly acknowledged my pleas. They asked me if preserving the memory was important as that could be a complication of the operation. My mind flashed all the selfies that we had taken and I gravely replied in affirmative. It was a long and agonizing wait and I was worried about the complications and any further damage that might have ensued due to the tragic fall. I was pacing up and down when they called out my name. I ran to the twelfth compartment and saw my Samsung lying there,all fixed. It was attached to a life support chord as it was low on energy and was bandaged in a plastic screen guard. Soon, the color returned to its face and it was bright and active as before. I thanked the specialist for his efforts and blissfully clung on to my phone. I am happy to have it back in good shape but as a precautionary measure, I plan to get a nice rubber support. All is well. Thank you Digesus.

## WTF, did she just personify her phone in a billion words???? It is a digital apocalypse son! ##

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1 comment:

Jajoo said...

Quite amusing. Enjoyed reading it.